Perfect name: two minutes of squishing him before we give up...lol Actually, I do know what you're trying to accomplish here… And it should work. However this mechanism is something I can't do on my oldiPad. I can't get it to go to the top or to the bottom quickly, as well as it tends to stop in the middle just when he's about to do something interesting. So this is one I can't do, but that doesn't mean it can't be done